It gently calls attention to the humor in our all-too-human tendency to leap from carefully crafted analysis straight into the wild unpredictability of gut feelings. Far from being critical, it acknowledges the balance between logic and instinct while poking fun at how often we let our emotions or biases take the wheel. Because let’s face it: while spontaneity makes life colorful, data provides the kind of clarity and confidence that’s hard to argue with.

 

AND Sometimes, the data just doesn't support talking to people. Whether you're avoiding awkward small talk or pointing out the obvious lack of logic in social interactions, this design is your silent (but brutally honest) sidekick. Perfect for those moments when you're mentally running through the stats of why engaging with someone just doesn’t add up. Who needs human connection when your spreadsheet is way more predictable? Use it as your socially-acceptable 'Do Not Disturb' sign—stats don’t lie, but social cues sure do.

MATERIAL

• 50% Polyester and 50% Cotton that is ethically grown and harvested
• Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd (271.25gsm))
• Super comfortable and cozy making it the perfect choice for those colder months

FIT & SENSORY CONSIDERATIONS

• Unisex sweatshirt
• Classic, roomy fit, with inclusive sizing's suitable for a variety of body types (refer to size chart)
• Tear-away label which is great because let’s face it we’re cutting it out anyway!
• No side seams meaning no itchy interruptions under your arms
• Want to know more? Explore all of our sensory friendly features here

FEATURES

• Shoulder tape which improves durability and prevents stretching
• Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem
• Crew neckline
• Design is printed using direct-to-garment (DTG) printing using non-toxic, biodegradable & water-based inks. The result is a soft, breathable finish that seamlessly integrates with the fabric, providing both comfort and style (no peeling off vinyl after a couple of wears)

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Wash according to care instructions on the care label